Strawberry Shortcakes ストロベリーショートケイクス [movie]

How to paint God without thinking of religion.....





The only reason I'm writing this really is because I found out that the woman who plays Toko is not an actor but an artist. She wrote the manga this movie is based on, the screenplay for it, and played the character of an artist in the film. She was superb in Strawberry Shortcakes and I would not have guessed she was not an actor. I went online to see what else she had done and found that she had not been in anything else. ...I don't know what to do with this information. She was so good.


Nananan Kiriko - Toko

Nakamura Yuko - Akiko

Ikewaki Chizuru - Satoko

Nakagoshi Noriko - Chihiro

Ando Masanobu - Kikuchi

Kase Ryo - Nagai



My favourite scenes were when Akiko was with Kikuchi. Such natural banter and, well I think she just looks so beautiful. 

The plot is a hard one to really explain as there isn't much of it.

I don't want to go into too much detail, but it is a bittersweet feeling movie about four women who's lives have little direction and love seems to evade them no matter how they try to welcome it.



Each of the characters has their own story but all four are woven in between each other pretty seemlessly.

Toko is an artist struggling with bulimia, living with Chihiro - a girl who seems to be a push over at work and in relationships. 

Akiko is a prostitute in love with a long term friend Kikuchi - both of them get together to drink and talk of how everyone from their schools are succeeding but them. 

Satoko works at the reception desk of Akiko's escort agency, hoping to be in love someday but never seeming to find it. She supports Akiko in her difficult life as best she can from afar.

That is pretty much it in a nutshell. It is one of those quiet movies that plods along nicely with some sweet moments and some horrible ones too. It has no real conclusion, because it is just a snap shot into their lives at one moment, but done not feel entirely pointless, just a little reflective and melancholy. 


Im going to start making these reviews a bit shorter like this one I think otherwise I never have time to post them. Hopefully this means I can continue to post more than once in a blue moon. Let's see if I can keep my epic ranting to a minimum shall we?






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Mahoro Ekimae Bangaichi まほろ駅前番外地 [movie] [series]

Gintama staring Eita as Gintoki and Matsu Ryu as Kagura. I dub thee bangumi "Eitama"




Cast: 
Tada Keisuke - Eita (Last friends, Sunao ni Narenakute, Voice)
Gyoten Haruhiko - Matsuda Ryuhei (Aoi Haru)



Series also includes:
Miura Masaki (Zettai Radio)
Kora Kengo (Gokusen 2)
Yamamoto Maika (Kasuka na Kanojo)
Sakai Maki (Nekoben to Toumei Ningen sp2)
Kawamura Yukie (ROMES)

Ok first off, let me say that this site sucks. 

I cant center any of my images so the formatting issues I'm having are going to make this post completely awful. 

I have not got the energy to re do the whole thing for the forth time just to get the photos in so they are going in whichever way they will. F*ck it.


Grumpy pouting at this stupid site.

The movie comes first, showing how the two main characters meet and
become Tada Benriken - the odd jobs shop baring a striking resemblance to Gintama's yoroza ethos of taking on the most bizarre and seemingly impossible requests of its customers. 

Shall we start the petition for Eita to play Gintoki in a live action Gintama now or later?




Mahoro Ekimae Bangaichi まほろ駅前番外地 [movie]

Maybe let's just review this first. 

I just want to finish this review so I can have Eitama on the top of my front page with his beautiful face, 

but I cant rush this review as I have just realised I took over 30 screen shots - from the movie alone. 

I need to somehow write so much that I can fit all of those pictures here. Never going to happen. 

Every single one is too gorgeous not to include but I will have to ramble on about pointless sh*t for a while to get everything in. No change there then.

I watched the movie after the series because I'm an idiot and didn't realise until I was half way through that the movie came first. 

To be fair, the series has that old style look to it and the movie looked new and shiny so what was I supposed to think. 

It worked that way though. I enjoyed the flash back to how they met up and became who they are now in the recent series.

~ Sneezing fit. 



Anyway, we see Eita's character Tada on his missions looking kind of alone but complacent, bump into Gyōten who he knew from school. He picks him up like a stray cat and they begin to embark on their odd road to friendship and contentment through the trials thrown in their way.

~ Seriously stop f*cking sneezing.

This movie sets the scene for the coming ridiculousness of the series. But honestly either one without the other is fine, any which way round is also fine. 

I think the series stands alone just as much as the movie. Both together is a bonus of fully textured lovable characters. 

These guys both have charm leaking out of every word and glance. As they fall for each other's charm, we completely fall for theirs.

I skate between wanting to be Eita with his amazing hair, then wanting to have an adorable stray like Gyōten to knock around with, then daydream about that awesome pile of sh*t place they live in, and then get fixated on Matsu Ryu's warm presence and fantastic acting skill which brings me back into the movie I'm watching.


Leaping away from Aoi Haru and the cold bizarre harshities of that situation, Matsu Ryu has another character who's everything is hiding behind seemingly dead eyes. But charm is the first, last and every other middling word I would use to describe his essence. 

Natural and subtle. Also a bit slap stick and silly. 

The way he runs with his hands flapping by his sides and always in is sandals and pajamas is so cute. 

As I've said, Tada is basically Gintoki from Gintama

He is so thoughtful and awesome but also pretty damn useless and buckles to his surrounding loved ones - running to the rescue of everyone he has a fleeting feeling for. Not a negative trait, but a one which conflicts with his personality of wanting to stay out of trouble and keep himself to himself.

In the movie we get the back story to both Tada and Gyōten's previous troubles in life and find out how they wound up where they are. 

We meet quite a few people from the series like the policemen and Hoshi the gangster with the most fetching white waist coat I ever saw not on a boyband member from the 90's.

Gyōten's wife was f*cking hot.


So you might have noticed by now that I've basically got screen shots of nothing but their faces pretty close up. 

This is not just because they are so photogenic and I'm completely happy to smother my front page with them. 

It is mainly because... 

well no it is mainly the reason I just said

but it is  because the movie is just lots of quiet scenes with not much talking, looking at their close up faces while they look at stuff or think about stuff. All fine with me. As explained. 

My shots are pretty much all from the movie. The picture quality of my movie file is better than that of the drama so I took a battered old windscreenless truck load of them.


But the series is so good, I will run through a few examples of the stupid sh*t they get up to.



Mahoro Ekimae Bangaichi まほろ駅前番外地 [series]


In the first episode they become Mexican wrestlers - as a requested odd job, not as a hobby. Which is genius. 

Other jobs included disposal of a life size wax woman 
(fully detailed and... less clothed), 

finding a teenage fugitive on the run from the police after killing her abusive father, helping a man track down a woman from a karaoke video, stealing a ring from a girl who stole a boyfriend, and normal sh*t like walking a dog

Each job came with a tattered truck load of other problems to fix, usually a drastic measure previously uncalled for of a handyman. And his stray cat. 

But their sense of justice, or inability to refuse seems to always land them in it somehow. Deep in the midst of everyone else's problems and conflicts.

Watching them ironing out Mahoro's idiocy one person at a time is nice. But watching them come to terms with their own is even nicer. It is quite serious at times, almost dark in places, but moving and lovely as a whole. 

I'm feeling pretty fuzzy right now as I have a ranging cold and bit of a fever - I want to stop it here so I guess cramming all these shots in is going to be a tight squeeze. 

Reading that when the pictures are all in and the post is finished is pretty weird. Damn I didn't feed the dog. I don't want to get up again. 

The formatting keeps messing up tonight and I don't have the energy to fight against this crappy site and the lack of sense it makes. Damn it I'm going to bed.










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Fuma no Kojiro 風魔の小次郎 [series]

I just found out there is a musical of this madness....







Cast:

Fuma clan:

Kojiro - Murai Ryota (Kamen Rider Decade)

Ryoma - Shindo Gaku (Tokyo Ghost Trip, Happy Boys)

Ryuho - Takayama Takehisa (NANA, Aishiteru)

Kou - Sakamoto Naoya (Tokyo Ghost Trip)

Shoryu - Sakamoto Kazuya (Tokyo Ghost Trip)



Kirikaze - Furukawa Yuta (Shinsengumi Peace Maker, Yankii kun to megane chan)

Reira - Suzuki Hiroki (Koko wa Greenwood)

Kabutomaru - Takahashi Tsuyoshi (Gokusen, The Quiz Show)




Yasha clan:

Masashi - Kawakubo Takuji (Ghost Friends, Kamen Rider 555)

Mibu - Fujita Rei (Princess Princess D, RH Plus)

Kagero - Tashiro Koji (Hana Yori Dango 1 & 2)

Shien - Maruyama Atsushi (Chojin Utada)

Byakko - Saito Yasuka (Ai no Kotodama, Takumi kun)



Kurojishi - Shirota Jun (Joshi Deka)

Anki - Endo Kotaro 

Raiden - Harada Takuma (Glass no Kiba)

Yosui - Kawada Yu 

Shiranui - Itabashi Haruki

Yasha Princess - Okamoto Natsuki (Keitai Sosakan)




others:

Hojo Himeko - Kawahara Makoto (Ichi Ritoru no Namida)

Yagyu Ranko - Ayumi

Erina - Ima izumi - Nonoka (Tokyo Ghost Trip)


Yeah so this is basically the entire extra cast from Tokyo Ghost Trip - every one who wasn't the main household. Ridiculous. 

I'm going to keep this brief because I couldn't really care less about reviewing this awful drama, but I started the page for it so I want to publish it and get it out of the way before I write the next one for Mahoro.

As you probably know, if you read this stupid site of mine, I like late night terrible dramas. This was terrible. And late night. And terrible.

Some clan of Shinobi ninja were called in to school to help them win various competitions against the underhanded plans of the rival school. They fight it our between themselves as they become to realise that the rival school is also backed by a rival ninja clan.

Its a pretty stupid premise for a drama. It is a pretty stupid drama. It's main characters aren't particularly likable, the story doesn't really go anywhere accept for when it is going somewhere totally predictable BUT that is not what you look for in these kind of dramas is it? Originality and suspense get left at the door with the shoes. Put on your comfy predictable pointless story line house slippers and make some coffee. 

We'll be up until 26 o clock in the morning - because apparently that non existing time is the only worm hole fit for these dramas - so brew that coffee and stay up all night watching this pointle sh*t in one go. 

You might not be bothered to finish it if you don't. 

And through your coffee tireds you can dupe yourself into believing you feel for the characters and care where the story is going. You may even cry at the end. That will just be the coffee tireds though. 

Nothing much happens in the drama. There is a little dying girl in hospital - the sister of rival clam - i mean clan - who befriends Kojiro, all goes nowhere for a while and then ends appropriately teary and pointlessly. 

The fighting is like watching kids in the playground playing with sticks. Well, essentially that is what is happening. They are doing exactly that.

I cant get across just how bad this is so I guess you will just have to suffer it yourself. ^^








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