ok, roro wasnt actually in this, but we started out the night
attempting to watch chonmage purin but it didnt work so we looked for
something else from my hard drive of backed up crap.
the obvious choice of alien vs ninja. cos, y'know, that sounds so similar to
a film about a samurai pastry chef.
now, being already set up to watch roro in a film
i was gonna be really p*ssed off if he wasnt in it so i gave the alien
roro's nickname for the duration of the evening.
(there is a reason why i call nishikido ryo 'roro' but that
really is a whole other story)
these alien looked more like if a dolphin had been cast as a rubber suity bad guy
in sailor moon or power rangers or something. and i couldnt help myself
but do the chippering laugh type noise dolphins make
everytime the alien was supposed to be looking menacing.
pink lizzard babies in the skull?
it was hardly a serious film.
it was geniusly bad.
i wont tell you the premis as it doesnt really have one but basically...
you have these guys who look like they are cosplaying casshern in the woods
they are meant to be shinobi ninja
dolphin mutant cosplay fail roro alien turns up and pulls peoples guts out
theres some very weird phallic imagery going on
and theres no real context for the story to speak of.
the little chibi yamapi lookalike dude has had his whole village
slaughtered by said dolphin mutant cosplay fail roro alien
so he tags a long with the casshern cosplay team to get revenge
it has some moments where it full on reminded me of peter jacksons braindead
but only a few fleeting ones like this:
i call this lot;
serious dude 1,
serious dude 2,
useless dude,
dudette,
and chibi-yamapi dude.
oh and of course dolphin mutant cosplay fail roro alien.
the alien quite clearly was wearing trousers.
when serious dude 1 is riding him like a flying dragon at one point
he even grabs onto the material of his trousers and pulls himself up,
im not only wondering where they got all this shiny leather, pvc,
and rubber from in feudal japan, im also wondering if
the alien watched too much american tv - its drones start spouting
agressive phrases at one point that would not have existed at that time...
oh and the sword fighting. with his dodgey rubber hands?
rediciulous.
cast:
i feel i am naming and shaming here but hey they agreed to make the f*cking film
yamata - mimoto masanori
jinnai - kashiwabara shuji
nezumi - tsuchihira donpei
rin - hijii mika
chibi-yamapi dude - ogoe yuuke (they say his name like twice in the
whole film right at the end, so i forget)
there arent many films i could have chosen that made it
semi ok that we couldnt watch our samurai roro cake movie as planned
but we certainly did laugh much of the way through
though i think our evening was an epic fail anyway on the sake, movie,
and going to bed at a reasonable hour front.
ah roro made a good dophin mutant alien though. nice to see half of news
d*cking about in the woods you know? who knew they were so bad at cosplay.
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